Friday, June 6, 2008

Jokes: More Revolting Racial and Ethnic Jokes II

What's an Irish seven course dinner?

A boiled potato and six pack.

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Two Polish hunters managed to kill a deer. They started to drag it back their truck by the hind legs, but the antlers continually got stuck in the weeds, making their job very difficult. It took them hours to get within a couple hundred yards of road, where they met a third hunter.
"Hey," the third hunter said. "it's a lot easier if you drag the deer by the antlers."
The two Polacks took advice. a while late, one said to the other, "That hunter was right. This is a lot easier."
"Yeah," replied his partner. "But now we're over a mile from the truck!"

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A barnstorming pilot was touring Scotland selling rides in his open cockpit bi-plane. One day, he got into an argument with a stubborn Scot who insided that he be allowed to bring his wife along at no extra charge. Finally, the pilot said, "I'll take you up for the price of one if you promise not to utter a sound. One peep, and the price is double."
The pilot and the couple climbed aboard. The pilot executed some death - defying stunts but Scot and his wife remained totally silent. Finally, the pilot gave up and landed the plane.
"I don't believe it," the pilot called back as he taxied to a halt. "You're a very brave man."
"Thank ye," the Scot replied. "But I can't deny there was one time when you almost had me?"
"When was that?"
"When my wife fell out?"

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