A man walked into the bar. As he waited for his drink, he notices a gorgeous young Indian girl sipping a soft drink at the other end of the bar. He told the bartender to give her a real drink. The bartender replied,"I can't. The C.P would be one my ass."
"What's the C.P.?"
"City Police."
The man finishes his drink and ordered another. Again, he asked the bartender to give the Indian girl a real drink, but this time the bartender said, " I can't. The S.P. would shut me down."
"What's the S.P.?"
"State Police."
Just then the Indian girl got up and walked out of the bar. The man hurried out after her. An hour later, he staggered back into the bar, his clothes covered with blood, his nose broken.
"The F.B.I. got me." the man moaned.
"What do you mean, The F.B.I.?" the bartender aksed.
" A Fucking Big Indian!"
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After temple one evening, two movie producers went to the men's room together. While standing next to each other at the urinal, one asked the other if he knew old Rabbi Rabinowitz.
"why, yes," the other replied.
" I thought so. He cuts at an angle and you're peeing on my shoe."
