Jokes: More Revolting Racial and Ethnic Jokes II

What's an Irish seven course dinner?

A boiled potato and six pack.

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Two Polish hunters managed to kill a deer. They started to drag it back their truck by the hind legs, but the antlers continually got stuck in the weeds, making their job very difficult. It took them hours to get within a couple hundred yards of road, where they met a third hunter.
"Hey," the third hunter said. "it's a lot easier if you drag the deer by the antlers."
The two Polacks took advice. a while late, one said to the other, "That hunter was right. This is a lot easier."
"Yeah," replied his partner. "But now we're over a mile from the truck!"

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A barnstorming pilot was touring Scotland selling rides in his open cockpit bi-plane. One day, he got into an argument with a stubborn Scot who insided that he be allowed to bring his wife along at no extra charge. Finally, the pilot said, "I'll take you up for the price of one if you promise not to utter a sound. One peep, and the price is double."
The pilot and the couple climbed aboard. The pilot executed some death - defying stunts but Scot and his wife remained totally silent. Finally, the pilot gave up and landed the plane.
"I don't believe it," the pilot called back as he taxied to a halt. "You're a very brave man."
"Thank ye," the Scot replied. "But I can't deny there was one time when you almost had me?"
"When was that?"
"When my wife fell out?"

Jokes: More Revolting Racial and Ethnic Jokes I

What did the Mexican man and the Polish girl call their baby?

Retardo.

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What's difference between Scotch tape and Mexican tape?

Mexican tape doesn't have a sticky side.

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What is the name of Puerto Rican version of "Roots?"

"Weeds."

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Why wasn't Christ born in Puerto Rico?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why are there so few blacks in Alaska?

Because the growing season is too short for watermelon.

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How can you stop blacks from jumping up and down on the bed?

Put Velco on the ceiling.

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How do you keep five black guys from raping a white woman?

Throw them a basketball.

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A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Jewish man came up to a woman lying by the roadside. " Have the police come yet?" The man asked.
"No," the woman moaned.
"Has the ambulance been here yet?"
"No," the injured woman repeated.
"How about the insurance company?"
"No,"
"Listen" the Jewish man said, bending down. "Do you mind if I lay down next to you?"